YOU SHOULD ONLY BE HAPPY ....
Mary Bilyeu, Contributor
Passover began this past Friday, April 6. Rather than merely lasting for one day, as with most holidays,
Pesach ([PAY-sahk] = Hebrew for “Passover”) is an eight-day commemoration of the Jews’ flight from Egypt and escape from slavery. And one of the ritual foods to eat is
matzah.
Matzah [MAHT-suh], the bread of affliction.
Matzah, the flat bread which serves as a remembrance of the chaotic rush in which the Jews fled to freedom, with no time to let dough rise.
Matzah, which Jews are commanded to eat during the ritual Seder on the first and second nights of Pesach, but which they traditionally eat each day of the holiday
thus leading to eight days of kvetching about GI problems and a longing for something — anything — more interesting to eat than matzah pizza. Lemme tell ya — even Wonder bread looks good after eight days of matzah!
But you know what? This is because they’re eating the cardboard-like matzah that you find at the grocery store, which could be leftover from last year, but who could tell? The secret to enjoying matzah is to bake your own.
Except that this is more difficult than it sounds.
It’s not just about stirring together some flour and water, rolling out the dough, and baking it — that part’s easy. I even thought it was fun! But then, I’m a little odd
.
There are very specific rules about this process, and I’ll spare you the dissertation about Jewish law. Suffice it to say that to make officially-sanctioned matzah, the flour used must be guarded against contact with water that would cause the grains to ferment and become leavened; some Jews will only eat shmurah matzah, which has been guarded since harvesting. And then, once the grain has been ground, it must be quickly mixed with a bit of water to make a dough, rolled, pricked (to avoid bubbling), and baked within a mere 18 minutes, with a rabbi supervising at all times.
However, I’m not officially Jewish, so the rules don’t count at my house! I made my own matzah, and will never eat the store-bought slabs again. This was absolutely addictive just schmeared with a bit of butter; use it to make my Chocolate Caramel Matzah, and you may need to find a 12-step program.
I can’t claim that this is my own concoction, and frankly, it’s so good and is so notable that I wouldn’t dare to tinker with it. This matzah recipe has survived for 500 years because it is a part of history. It was submitted as evidence against Angelina de Leon during the Spanish Inquisition, at a trial that convicted her of being a Jew.
According to an article in The New York Times about Jewish foods of the 16th century:
“It was a few days before Passover in 1503 in northern Spain. Angelina de Leon was kneading a dough of white flour, eggs and olive oil, flavored with pepper and honey. She formed walnut-size balls, flattening them into round cakes and pricking them with a fork.Maria Sancho, the family maid, was watching. This was exactly the sort of recipe that the Inquisition authorities had told servants to report
. All of which would provide proof that this was a household of secret Jews - (Conversos) who had ostensibly converted to Catholicism under pressure from the Church but who had clung to their Jewish rituals.”
Baking my own matzah is a ritual that I only adopted for the first time this year, but one which I will cling to each Pesach from now on.
Chag Pesach Sameach! [HAHG PAY-sahk sah-MAY-ahk] = “Happy Passover.”
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