Horoscope for March 18, 2011
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) -- Negative thinking or expectations on your part could become very active and perhaps influence your judgment in a very unproductive manner. Don't be your own worst enemy.
ARIES (March 21-April 19) -- An annoying responsibility will need to be taken care of once and for all. If you don't come through, it will stay with you for much longer than you care to think about.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) -- If you allow your sense of values to malfunction, it will cause you to adopt an irrational desire for something that is totally insignificant and not worth a red cent.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) -- Not only are you likely to bungle the skillful management of your everyday affairs, you also are apt to mishandle some type of complex relationship you worked hard at forming. Don't let it happen.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) -- Even though you believe you have a lot of interesting things to comment on, let others have a chance to talk about what they believe to be their fascinating tales. Don't be a bore.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) -- If you allow your wants to have the upper hand, there are strong indications that you'll let yourself go broke, leaving nothing left to do for the weekend except stay home and watch TV.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) -- No ones knows better than you that confrontation only causes more problems, yet that's exactly what you're likely to do when attacked. Don't ignore gentler defensive tactics.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) -- You'll need to be imaginative in order to formulate defensive strategies and then seek out a battle with those who are looking for trouble and want to test your ideas.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) -- A strong desire to gratify some pleasurable impulses could cause you to turn your back on some real responsibilities. Your neglect will anger those you promised to help.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) -- Evaluating situations from a selfish point of view will generate a lot of anger from those with whom you share your day. Make an effort to placate their positions and not just yours.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) -- Think before speaking, because if you don't, you are likely to offend your listeners to the point of them becoming very angry. Your comments might be difficult to rescind.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) -- Unless you are very careful, you are apt to get drawn into an angry development not of your making, but you will nonetheless have to share the penalties that arise from it.
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