News Quiz: Test your news knowledge

An intruder slipped into a house through an unlocked window. What did he do when confronted?

A) Threw a can at the resident
B) Offered to fix the window
C) Acted like he lived there
D) Called the police

How much did a judge decide Christopher Armstrong's pain and suffering were worth in the judgment against former Michigan assistant attorney general Andrew Shirvell? Armstrong had sued Shirvell for accusing him of having a radical homosexual agenda on an anti-gay blog.

A) Recovery comes faster on a bed made of money - $4.5 million
B) Oh woe is he - $100, 000
C) Nothing a little band aid can't heal - $500
D) Oh come on, it wasn't that bad - Nothing

What is the update on Waffle, the pet rooster ordered out of an Ypsilanti Township home?

A) The owner tried to keep him on the sly but was caught
B) He has his own bedroom
C) He has his own local cable access show
D) He was delicious

Answers: 1-D, 2-B, 3-A, 4-B