Crisler Arena sideline clock tables for sale on eBay
The coach gives you a nod and the crowd, which has been chanting your name, roars as you rip off your warmup pants on the way to the scorer's table at Crisler Arena.
That fantasy is now available for sale on eBay. But you'll have to put the scorer's table in your basement.
Two Crisler Arena sideline clock tables -- one used last season and one kept as a backup -- are up for bid. As of 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, the high bid was $304.
The tables have been replaced as part of the arena's renovation. Each measures 91 inches wide by 33 inches high. Functionality, the eBay post says, "cannot be guaranteed."