Exposition number 9: Serial flasher returns to Ann Arbor's Furstenberg Nature Area

Once again, the man was standing in the woods near the Huron River wearing zero clothing. Once again, police went to the area and were unable to find the serial exhibitionist, Bush said.

The serial senior flasher has been seen at least five times in the last month and a half in parks near the Huron River. He’s also believed to be the same man who exposed himself to runners on Fuller Road near Huron High School in 2011. All together, police estimate he’s been spotted approximately nine times.

During 2012, canoeists have mostly spotted him. It’s at least the second time he’s been seen in Furstenberg Park — he reportedly took off his clothes and danced for two female canoeists in late May.

The suspect description remains the same, and hard to miss if you happen to see him.

“The suspect’s description is a heavy-set white male, approximately 50 years old, naked,” Bush said.

She encouraged members of the public who spot the nerveless nudist to call 911 immediately. Officers have a much better chance of bringing the garmentless geriatric into custody if the incident is reported right away.